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2023 Edition #3 or 1A ? Hurts me more than you.

Big Picture I could claim strategic and technical errors for delay, but truth is the market has me quite confused…

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2021 Edition #38 – The Australian Way

The real Aussie way Big Picture What a week. I don’t know where to start. The great thing about this…

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2021 Edition #37 – Get the Mail Here

Rare reveal of inside the National Party Cabinet Big Picture We are still keeping an eye on inflation. Australia gets…

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2021 Edition #36 – Get Short

Great news for RBA and the FOMC Well –  a shorter version anyway. No change to my portfolio. Big Picture…

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2021 Edition #35 – Opening Pandora’s Box

Too late Late issue again – like a brown bear at the height of the salmon spawning… it is a…

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2021 Edition #34 – Are we in Barney Rubble?

“Barney Rubble” ahead. Ethics and compromise. Are they two words not suitable or applicable in economic markets nor politics? Big…

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2021 Edition #33 – Here’s to you Pal…

Come on pal… Right… let’s get straight into it. I don’t always claim to have all the answers… let alone…

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2021 Edition #32 – Better than naval gazing

Naval gazing Long one this week – but much is in the Crypto space that you can skip over if…

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2021 Edition #31 – You gotta laugh

Rupert when asked if he was backing Albanese at the next election The RBA left cash rates unchanged at 0.1%….

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2021 Edition #30 – Time to change

More like a PhD in BS. When the market believed inflation may have surfaced, the bond market pushed short end…

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2021 Edition #29 – Just the fax

The fax are not always the facts More time slippage on the report this week. I must confess – watching…

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2021 Edition #28 – Australians are the winners

Time to find the mongrel within   Iron ore is getting smashed.  Not that long ago, many were talking about…

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2021 Edition #27 – On the home straight

Say what?   Late edition again.  I’ve been tied to the telly watching Olympics. Early candidate for Tweet of the…

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2021 Edition #26 – Gold Silver Bronze Coal

  Careful, it bites.   Mood in Australia has dipped.  11 million currently under lockdown. Put your masks on… I…

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2021 Edition #25 – To the moon

What happened to the weekend? Always hard to launch a week with politics, but my old mate Barnaby has the…

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2021 Edition #24 – Who is driving this bus?

No more horsing around. Sorry for delay, I had to get the Loire Chateau ready for the helicopter fly overs…

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2021 Edition #23 – Deer oh deer

At least no deer’s getting off Scott free.   It has been that sort of week.  Crazy stuff happening. “Follow…

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2021 Edition #22 – Let’s Re-Joyce

Yeah…those “leftie” AFR journo’s.   How happy does Littleproud and “Sports-rort” look?  Has Barnarby let one rip? Straight to the…

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2021 Edition #21 – Inflation…what inflation?

How lucky….   The much anticipated US Fed meeting addressed that elephant in the room – inflation. Much like a…

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2021 Edition #20 – Queen’s Birthday edition – China and crypto

Peta Credlin got a Queen’s Birthday gong, so it must be my turn next year…   Late again – interstate…

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2021 Edition #19 – Lock it in Eddie – lock ’em in.

    Apologies for delay in publication. I had exposure to a Collingwood supporter, so I have been isolating in…

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2021 Edition #18 – The short edition…calm down

    Short edition – Mrs Swan and I are travelling interstate for the first time in what seems like…

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2021 Edition #17 – Yeah…nah….

  You can’t argue with that…   Chose that opening meme after seeing a US Republican talk about the dangers…

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2021 Edition #16 Fly me to the moon

That old bear of mine is under lock and key this week – I’m jumping on a few bandwagons and…

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2021 Edition #15 Really – are we that stupid?

Stupid is…stupid does The much anticipated Crypto melt down did not eventuate.  Bitcoin recovered from sub $50k USD to be…

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2021 Edition #14 Dance monkey dance

  I wasn’t there… Diggers Day long weekend – and thanks be to the few that have made sacrifices for…

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2021 Edition #13 Don’t throw your weight around here

  Looking for a cup o’tea and a lie down.. More of the same – broadly higher equity markets everywhere….

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2021 Edition #12 Just scrawling….

  Just scrawling…     It is funny.  When I made a humble living working in a bank, every piece…

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2021 Edition #10 (and 11) Easter cold cross buns

  Could it get any worse?  Yes it can…   We missed last week.  No real reason other than we…

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2021 Edition #9 – Happy (St. Pat’s) days are here

  Follow the rainbow…   Shorter report this week.  For some years now I have felt time (like water) is…

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2021 Edition #8 – It’s not pear.

  RBA Lowe?…   I’ve had a week on the tools.  Proper tools.  Crowbar, spade, mattock stuff.  Two things emerged. …

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2021 Edition #7 – Tongs are talking

    I tried but failed…   Wow – a quiet (ish) market week overshadowed by politics. Even Bitcoin seems…

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2021 Edition #6 – Don’t get too cocky

    How much for a bridge climb?  Yeah…nah   The week was sort of same/same….but different. Great news from…

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2021 Edition #5 – Did we nail it?

    Wait..Valentine’s Day – better check with Jenn….   I bought my Valentine a balloon as a present.  Unfortunately…

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2021 Edition #4 – Weeknd, come at me bro’

Be a mummy not a dummy. $7M well spent…. Chart question last week got a spread of answers. One offer…

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US Election edition #20

  More on the election later, but first lets look closer to home. RBA sat on a strange Melbourne Cup…

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Are we there yet? Edition#19

A week out from US Election.  Sportsbet have Trump at $2.70.  Yep, I know polls and bookies are no reliable…

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USA – what could go wrong?

USA – what could go wrong? Possibly like me, you have been watching the battle of Titans over recent years,…

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We welcome you

Crazy times continue this week.  If the year could be harnessed and reviewed it might be in a t-shirt: Now…

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All you need is love, love….love

Black Swan has a wedding anniversary this weekend.  The care is there. Speaking of care, what a week for our…

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I need money…

Biggest corporate fine in Australian history awarded to Westpac.  $1.3 Billion Aussie dollars would buy a truck load of wagyu…

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Time for a reboot – or just a boot.

I want so much to keep away from politics this week.  But just when you think you are out….they pull…

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It’s a gas, gas, gas….

Looking in the rear view mirror to some earlier posts, it is becoming even harder to separate the market from…

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We won’t be muzzled….

Same, same but different. We will cover the bigger issues shortly but I note NAB must have read our blog…

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Only half good..get yer teeth into that

Forget the hope story of last week – like my hair, it is all receding.  The worst kept secret was…

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ScoMo is watching, or the eyes have it…

It is all about hope this week. Hope that we are near the end of winter. Hope that a vaccine…

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Just the recipe…

Victoria seem to be finally getting on top of its cluster. I don’t follow Vic politics closely, but the stick…

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It’s OK – we’ve got this

The writer has been known to have a socially responsible drink or three occasionally.  What really gets up my nose…

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The glue holding this shit show together

Best endeavours to be up and about this week, but it is getting tougher to see that economic light shining…

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Look and you will find.

Your humble scribe (like Barnaby) remains highly aroused but confused.  Is the market too optimistic and the US of A…

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Just a fark in the road…

Frydenberg told reporters in Canberra today. “The economic outlook remains very uncertain.”  No shit Sherlock. The Back in Black budget…

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Bias – I say bullshit

Hard to put an update together.  I get a sense that we all have “unprecedented” financial fatigue.  Even record data…

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I want to Breakfree

As if 2020 and this world could get any crazier – Kayne West has thrown his hat into the ring…

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Beware….The Cliff is comin’

In footy parlance it is half time. Near enough 100 days in and 100 days to go.  When I say…

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Thieving Bastards

Thieving bastards A bit harsh on Dentists, I reckon.  What say we substitute Financial Planners, stockbrokers and bankers in there…

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Turn left or turn right?

So where to now for the Market? Admittedly I haven’t been a slave to the screen this week, but it…

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Stockbrokers are not that smart…?

Late update that allows us to include Friday’s machinations. The plan was to dig a bit deeper into interest rates…

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June 9 – Trump is a Dickhead

  Welcome to the inaugural incognito insights – say that three times fast… I awoke to a fine but crisp…

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